Abridged

Oh dang. Once again, my writing abode has been a victim of my own selfish negligence. People such as Donald, Rebecca, Jack Thompson, and others with lesser lifestyles are undoubtedly upset by this… you know? Maybe I died. Or maybe a Nigerian prince got a hold of my bank account number and stole the better [...]

I have reached the apex of my existence

Yesterday morning, I RickRoll’d approximately one-hundred people. It was probably the most invigorating experience I’ve ever had, walking to the front of the room, popping a minus-track into the boombox and singing live to my whole choir class, cheesy dance-moves and all. For the record: They actually liked it. Right in the middle of my [...]

Top 10 Reasons why I suck

Or, more accurately, the top ten reasons why I haven’t updated my blog in over a month.
For some pretext: Upon logging in today for the first time in a while, I realized that my version of Wordpress is already outdated. Way outdated. I must have been behind as far as one or two versions (Eek!). [...]

Milestones

It’s amazing how you can suddenly gain a girlfriend, new car, a new cell phone, and a new job all at the same time. (At least, they’re new to me).

This is my “new” car: a 1996 Oldsmobile Ciera. Unfortunately, my actual car is not quite as pristine as the one in the photo.
It’s almost scary, [...]

Another day, another dollar…

…except, I don’t have a job yet, and I’ve been hurting for money. Fortunately it’s not too big of a deal. I’m sixteen, living with my mom, and I’m in the tenth grade. You can’t exactly assume that I’m without support.
Rather, I just think it would be so dang convenient if I started getting paychecks [...]

Holiday Aftermath

Wow. It’s been a little while, hasn’t it? As of now, I am savoring the two more free days before I must go back to school. Until then, I will continue to just eat, sleep, and sit here on my butt while browsing the interwebs.
In a way, it’s also quite amazing how much time I’ve [...]