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Today on Digg there was a clip from The Office that I believe is absolutely golden. I think these kinds of screen-savers are something we can all relate to, and you’ll see why.

I don’t have much to say about this one. Really, I don’t… although I couldn’t help chuckling.

Checking my blog stats and referrals, I realize that evidently there is someone else who with the same online handle as mine. Oh noes!

I guess if he can whine, then I can whine too. Because this guy stole my name. Oh, and this guy too. Same with this guy.

My day is ruined.

With the increasing threat of zombies and the living-dead, it’s great to see President Bush address such issues (see video below).

[via Say No To Crack]

This is going to be exciting. Really.

Today, I am having a guest post by my friend Kristie. She is twelve years old, and is currently in the seventh grade, along with her many peers. She says that her interests are “Friends, talking, texting, shopping, dancing, and sleepovers”. As of now, she resides with her siblings in a nice house up on the mountain, and her mom drives a huge friggin’ SUV.

That’s enough introduction for now. I’ll hand the time over to Kristie.

hi guys!!! so umm… this is kristie. lol. Dan wanted me to write about cellphones, hahah i dunno why, dan is kind of an INTERSTING kid but hes kinda cool, so thats why i’m doing it. So umm… ya. hahah.

So ya, I have a friend named Krista (our names sound same!!! hahah) and we both have history class together w/ mrs. jensen. It is really kinda boring but whats greatest is because me and krista have cell phones so we getto text each other during class! ITS AWSOME!!!!1 its funny cause mrs. jensen doesn’t really notice and there is like some rule of like not having cells in class i dunno, but it’s funny lol. i would run out of texts but i told my mom about it and NOW I HAVE UNLIMITED TEXTS!!!!~~ heheh

Umm then me and krista and sarah and jamie sit together at lunch and its fun. we sit next 2 each other and we text eachother for like the whole lunch. my phon is so cool because it’s purple(I LOVE purple) and it has hello kitty on it cause hello kitty is so cute!! lol umm… ya so what’s also funny about my phone is it has this wierd hole in the bottom, its like this tiny hole and i think back in 4th grade when i got my first cell my dad called it a mouthpiece or a micrphone or something but umm whatev. i dunno what your mouth has to do with a cell

so ya me and my friends text eachother alot, and somtimes we’ll have these dance partys at my house and stuff and we listen to like this cool music and stuff, its really cool. hahah last night me and krista were screaming SO HARD hahah it was funny, really then she turned the lights off and i was laughing and screaming so hard hahah but we gotta watch a movie too. hahah then we talked about boys, omg YA!! there’s like this really cute guy at school, his name is jared and he can do like anything! but ya i guess i kinda am spposed to talk about cell phones. oopps.

ya thats about it. my cell is so cool, i like it better than a computer cause there is not as many buttons on a cell phone!! like with a keybord theres tons of keys to worry ab out but cell phones are so much easier. well see ya!!!!1~~

I appreciate Kristie for taking the time to elaborate on the progression of technology and how it has changed our lives. Thank you.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re likely aware of this video that’s been floating around the internet recently. This, my friends, is what I call a “dumb blonde”.

A huge thank-you to Ms. South Carolina for elaborating on this question. It totally makes sense to me now.

In all seriousness, look at the host’s smirk. If I were that guy, it would be dang near impossible to hold in my laugh.

Little Timmy found the photoshop.

Actually, I was the one who made these. I am aware that High School Musical 2 debuted recently, and although I didn’t see it, I created a special image in commemoration (it also doubles as a fun game for all the little Disney lovers out there).

Instructions: Find everything wrong with this photo.

Answer: There is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo. Now go outside and play.

Well, before you do that, I have one more. I was bored yesterday (no, really? My photochops are a result of the ridiculous amount of time I have on my hands) so I decided to make a little something for my buddy Caitlin. Or, specifically, I just wanted to have a picture of her holding an awesome gun. The girl behind her is another friend from school. Go ahead and click the thumbnail for the full image.

I’ll put them all in my gallery when I’m not too lazy.