Abridged

Oh dang. Once again, my writing abode has been a victim of my own selfish negligence. People such as Donald, Rebecca, Jack Thompson, and others with lesser lifestyles are undoubtedly upset by this… you know? Maybe I died. Or maybe a Nigerian prince got a hold of my bank account number and stole the better [...]

I have reached the apex of my existence

Yesterday morning, I RickRoll’d approximately one-hundred people. It was probably the most invigorating experience I’ve ever had, walking to the front of the room, popping a minus-track into the boombox and singing live to my whole choir class, cheesy dance-moves and all. For the record: They actually liked it. Right in the middle of my [...]

Top 10 Reasons why I suck

Or, more accurately, the top ten reasons why I haven’t updated my blog in over a month.
For some pretext: Upon logging in today for the first time in a while, I realized that my version of Wordpress is already outdated. Way outdated. I must have been behind as far as one or two versions (Eek!). [...]

How to ask someone to a dance

After the transition to high school, I’ve come across an important social life skill that all students must learn at one time or another. Well, ok… it’s not absolutely necessary - unless you actually plan on taking a date to the prom. In this case, it’s actually quite critical.
I don’t know about you, but from [...]

Ronald has finally lost it

Every once in a while, we come across something that invokes deep thought - something that influences our decisions and the choices we make in life. Although different things are interpreted different ways, the general idea is always perceived and we still become unique people because of that. It’s like scripture. A bible verse can [...]

Setting Things Straight

Life has been going swell lately. I had a birthday party of epic proportions last Friday - which was just dandy - plus, Christmas break is right around the corner. Guess what that means? Over a week of sitting around and doing nothing. It will be absolute bliss.
Now, with that said, I feel it is [...]