How many X does it take to screw in a lightbulb
| March 19th, 2011There was a recent thread here where people listed their favorite “lightbulb” jokes. These are my favorite.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It’s actually a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
How many Rolling Stones fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wouldn’t happen, It could be completely burned out for decades and they wouldn’t notice.
How many members of a minority group does it take to screw in a light bulb? Enough to reinforce my negative opinions of them.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lighbulb? Only two, but how did they get in there?