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Nuts. Just nuts. How long as it been? A million years? Oh my friggin gawsh. So many things! ARGHGLBLBLBl.

ASUS, I’m kind of having a love/hate relationship with you right now. You’re a good brand. You have some good products. But, damn, your customer service is kind of being a bitch right now. See, on the bright side, you have some very nice customer service represenatives. The problem? You need more than two of them. Waiting for you guys to actually answer the phone is getting kind of old. In fact, you know what? This isn’t really a love/hate relationship. It’s just a hate relationship now. Screw you.

I digress though… the only reason why I’m not totally breaking down is because I know I live in a wonderful world of RMAs and refunds. If I can’t talk some sense into ASUS for replacing my retarded motherboard, maybe I can still do it through Newegg.

Okay, so, my junior year in high school just began last week. A new semester of school seems to have abruptly fallen upon me after a summer of nothing but a redundant work schedule.

Here’s a breakdown of my classes:

1. Honor’s English. Ms. Smith is one of those really sharp black women that you thought only existed on TV and in movies. Granted, she’s strict too, but as long as you don’t get into any crap with her, she teaches an awesome class.
2. Advanced Multimedia. Mr. Rice and I go back a year, so he’s not new to me. He’s a bit old.. a bit out-of-tune… but what the hell. Leniance = Good.
3. U.S. History. The standard social studies course I must take as a junior, just like everyone else in order to graduate. Fortunately, Mrs. Lott is a very enthusiastic teacher, so that makes things more interesting.
4. German 1. Mr. Judy is not unfamiliar with dirty jokes. There are a lot of immature people in my class, so it kind of fits.
5. Pre-Calculus. The only reason why I got such a lukewarm grade in math last year was because my teacher was incompetent and incoherent. So far, it seems to be better this year.
6. A.P. Psychology. Easy, albeit with lots of books. Mrs. Whitlock is very professional, and the class is pretty much filled with seniors. Rock-rock-on.
7. A.P. Physics. Like psychology, I have a professional, laid-back teacher with fellow classmates who actually care. And some of them are seniors.
8. Yoga. This is so moot. +1 for more cool people.

Ok. I’m gonna conclude by saying: I’m awesome. I’m gonna save up a bunch of money, buy a couple of Gemini CDT-05 turntables, a good DJ mixer, and some nice speaker cabinets. Then I’ll use aforementioned items to do gigs and make money. Think I’m just being a douchebag? Well, yeah. You’re right. I sound like an uber-douche right now. But at the same time I think I can make a buttload of money out of high school. Just you wait.