Oh dang. Once again, my writing abode has been a victim of my own selfish negligence. People such as Donald, Rebecca, Jack Thompson, and others with lesser lifestyles are undoubtedly upset by this… you know? Maybe I died. Or maybe a Nigerian prince got a hold of my bank account number and stole the better part of my savings. Such a harsh financial situation would definitely make me rethink my decisions on how I spend my money. (Hmm.. web hosting for a week, or food for a week? I’m gonna have to sleep on this.)

But hey - at least I know people care about me. Perhaps I can recap a few things.

“Listen… do you hear that? That’s the sound of your frontal cerebral lobe processing thought. You’re thinking.” - Brandon Rosario

It feels kind of degrading when I can easily take a large chunk of my life and summarize it in a few lines.

I’m going to do it anyway.

So, to regurgitate what I said a few seconds ago, I’m going to go over the major events that have taken place over the past couple of months or so. All of you lifeless people - surfing the blogs of others on your mom’s kitchen computer - can now sleep at night, knowing that at least someone out there can work, be productive, and achieve things that you know you can’t. Ok. Now I suppose I’ll take that back and quit acting like a prick… I guess.

• I got a summer job working in a warehouse down in North Salt Lake. It’s relatively convenient for a student like me who is just becoming a junior in high school, and for the record, it pays good.
• Err… I went to prom? Wow, that was well over a month ago.
• Woot.com is [one of] the greatest things since sliced bread. What a perfect way to waste my money buy good products at good prices.
• Oh yeah, in case you haven’t figured it out, I’ve successfully completed the tenth grade. I managed to get a 3.6 GPA fourth term. Not bad, not bad…
• I’m saving up to build a new computer. You can check out my whole setup right here on Newegg.com, you know, if that’s your sort of thing.
• I may eventually purchase a Playstation 3 as well. Hopefully I’ll have at least one HDTV in this household by then.

Alright. It’s getting late, and I have to work tomorrow. Hey, don’t worry; I have a good post in the works for next time. Don’t give up on me just yet.

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