Speed Dressing

Edit: Uh oh… video no longer available? Oh well, if you ever get a chance to see it anyway, then do it.
Recently on Digg, there was a “controversial” JCPenny commercial on the top ten list. This is supposedly one of those advertisements that never actually air on TV; rather, it’s some kind of demo reel [...]

I know you’re jealous

What would go well on my car? Maybe a visual testament to my love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Abridged

Oh dang. Once again, my writing abode has been a victim of my own selfish negligence. People such as Donald, Rebecca, Jack Thompson, and others with lesser lifestyles are undoubtedly upset by this… you know? Maybe I died. Or maybe a Nigerian prince got a hold of my bank account number and stole the better [...]