03.30Top 10 Reasons why I suck
Or, more accurately, the top ten reasons why I haven’t updated my blog in over a month.
For some pretext: Upon logging in today for the first time in a while, I realized that my version of Wordpress is already outdated. Way outdated. I must have been behind as far as one or two versions (Eek!). School and work have been occupying a lot of my time, which is alarming enough as it is… and using deprecated software is just plain uncomfortable. Woe is me.
Now that I have the updated files copied onto my server, I can finally sit down and write a poorly-structured, half-baked blog post that creates the illusion of me still holding interest in my own web site. And what better thing there is to write about than the fact that I’m so lazy?…
…or, rather, the fact that I’ve been so absorbed in other activities unrelated to the computer, therefore cementing the excuse that I’ve actually been more busy than I’ve been lazy.
First of all, there’s my job. It was only a few months ago when being an unemployed teenager made me worry-free, until my first job decided to walk by and impregnate my schedule with many days of working, smelling like pizza and dealing with the odd, fascinating, and loopy people that are my coworkers. Perhaps this trade-off of giving my time into working at Papa Murphy’s is worth it (rather than simply earning money, I think it does build character). Hmm… that was a pretty corny thing to say.
Then, there’s Miranda. What can I say? This girl is pretty much the light of my life right now. She is, overall, an awesome person to be around - as well as an influence on many of the things I do and think about. I can’t help realizing how she’s made me look at life and how she’s helped me through different situations, big and small.
Sleeping. O glorious sleep. Taking three-hour naps in the afternoon is great. Try it sometime.
Alcohol and substance abuse. Just kidding.
Trance, house, and anything to that extent is awesome. I am an electronic music fag, and if you’re like me, then you’ve realized how abysmal some of the school dances are simply because of the tracks they play. And don’t trick me into believing that you listen to real dance music. Do you enjoy the song “Everytime We Touch“, by Cascada? If so, then you fail. You fail miserably. Go listen to something awesome.
Spring is beginning in full force. Who doesn’t want to go outside and enjoy the warmer weather? I’m tired of Utah’s screwed-up weather patterns. I just want it to end.
I totally forgot what I’m trying to list here. Oh well. Cold pizza sounds good right about now.
I’ll tell you why you suck! Because you deleted that entry you made about your steadicam!!! You are a lying, cheating, murderer who thinks it’s okay to scam an innocent person who just happens to be blackmailing you! We had a deal and as soon as you had the advantage over me, you broke your end of the deal. This is the kind of thing that you should put on job applications under weaknesses. “I cant keep my end of deals!” Ya, see who hires you after that, you ugly worm who spends too much time in his life with a pick-whip! See if you can figure that one out DANNY BOY!!! Am I starting to really creep you out? I sure hope so. Because from this point on, I will be watching your every move. I will always be there, and yet you will never see me. I will be like an watcher in the woods to you Dan! There is NO WHERE you can go and NOTHING you can do to hide from me. Why, you ask, am I stalking you because of one simple lie!?! Well I’ll tell you Daniel Kirk Hagen… It’s because stalking people is intimidating. I bet that by now you are shaking in your boots!!! (or loafers or whatever it is you are wearing.) You are probably calling the cops by now (Not that they will ever find me) You are probably crying to your mommy about the scary man chasing you!!! Well, all I have left to ask you Dan, is…. Is it really worth it? Is it worth all of this torment you are causing yourself? Just to not have to write a stupid blog entry? Look Dan, if you had just not deleted that blog entry you already wrote, then you wouldn’t even have to make another one. You are certainly not very smart, Danny. So in order to more emphasize my point, I will ask you again… IS IT REALLY WORTH IT!?!?!? You know… that really is a good question. I don’t think it is worth it for me to bug you over a stupid blog… Hmmm… After all of this typing, I’m actually quite beat… Maybe i’ll just go lie down and forget this whole thing ever happened.
Editor’s note: Please find something better to do. For one last time I will regurgitate the fact that I tactfully avoided agreeing to actually keeping that post on my blog. Yes, I did have an advantage, but it was an honest advantage for the reasons I just mentioned (the exact wording I used in our conversation apparently flew right over your head). Now quit trolling on people’s blogs. Thanks.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
By the way…. Although only select words in the above comment are in all caps… The whole thing is being yelled right at your face. except for the last bit.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Whoa, some duck on dan drama. xD
April 9th, 2008 at 11:08 pm