Let me start off by saying this: I like to make fun of the musical Wicked for the same reason that I like to make fun of Harry Potter. Why? Because they are popular. It’s great to make fun of something everyone likes, right? Right.
Say No to Crack has me laughing again with their Breakin’ it Down, volume 2. In this case, they’re attacking one of the songs from Wicked because of it’s “flaws”.
So, this Wicked play. It’s pretty much teh lamezorz, right? Now, I know a lot of people like it, so I won’t say I think it’s musically stunted or lyrically cancerous, or that Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel sound identical in the sountdrack, or that the concept of a “revamped” Oz plot is ridiculous, but I will say, that stowed away in the score is one of the most fantastic jokes I’ve ever heard…
The song I’ll be breaking down for you today is “For Good.” And I call this song a joke because it’s done something funny: it seems to have convinced everone it is actually contains a positive message.
Here is a section of the lyrics:
I’ve heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn
And we are led
To those who help us most to grow
If we let them
And we help them in return
Well, I don’t know if I believe that’s true
But I know I’m who I am today
Because I knew you
Whoooahhhh…snap!! Kristen (or Idina? I can’t tell!) starts off with this lovely philosophy: people come into our lives to help us grow, and become better…but then she throws it out the window by saying, yeah she doesn’t believe that. Idina (or Kristen?) has changed her somehow, but not necessarily by helping her grow.
To elaborate, the character is contradicting herself. She admits how people can change her.. and then, meh, who knows if that’s how it really works. As a side-note, you don’t have to point out the over-analyzation in this post. Because that’s probably what this is.
Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good
Hmm. A comet being deliberately thrown from it’s path of orbit… a stream being obstructed in the woods… what kind of message is this giving me?
This, I think, is what loses people. I think that this is what fools everyone, and so I’m not going to go farther into the song than this (thank me later). Let me translate these lyrics (I even tried to set them up so you could sing along!):
Like a really insulting similie, about getting burned
Or another insulting similie, about being broken
I’m not sure I’m made a better person
But, you have changed me
And that change is permanent.
And that’s all! People have, for the duration of this song, forgotten that the phrase “for good” means “forever,” and instead take it to believe that she’s saying Krisdina has changed her for the better…despite the fact that two lines earlier she said she’s not sure if she has been changed for the better at all.
You could sing this song to the shark who bit your arm off and it would be appropriate: he changed your life (I mean, now you have no arm!), and maybe it’s not for the better…but that arm is gone for good.
But the real punchline is, that song was my graduation song. I just sat there, embarrassed for my friends in the choir who were, unknowingly I assume, singing to their friends, their teachers, their school, a song that basically says, you messed me up, and the change is permanent.
Which, in the case of my school, might be true, but still. Not exactly the theme song you want to go out on. Next time you hear this song, think of this. It’s not necessarily a positive song.
Still not as bad as the kids who got “Good Riddance” as their graduation song though. Haha, suckers.
If you would like to actually hear the song, you can listen to a recording done by my old choir class right here.
Am I the only one who’s been immensely looking forward to this game? I don’t think so. On his Games for Lunch blog, Kyle Orland reviewed the Xbox 360 demo and from the looks of things, it’s going to be one heck of a title. Bioshock has been shaping up to be an amazing game, not necessarily for the graphics, but for the general concept and atmosphere. It makes me wonder why so many publishers turned it down.