My friends of the BigBlueBall variety have been passing around this meme, in which I suppose I’ll finally take part. (I would’ve been forced to do it eventually.)

The idea is to explain five characteristics of myself that others don’t know. For example: “I like velveeta cheese”… Except, velveeta is nasty. I suggest you don’t even go near that stuff.

One.

Human stupidity bugs me. Alright, maybe you already knew this, but now I can admit that specific things such as ignorance and people who jump to conclusions can really get on my nerves. It irritates me more than anyone else. People are stupid these days! I can’t take it! I don’t know about you, but I’m going nuts. Aaaaaaaahh!! [Jumps out window]

Two.

I have this problem where I often think about money and wealth. I realize that perhaps everyone wishes they were rich, but personally, I think about it so much that it’s probably unhealthy. If I had a hundred-thousand dollars, I could buy this.. and this… and maybe this…

Three.

I enjoy walking. In fact, I’d be glad to walk the two miles from the school to my house if I had to. When people call me crazy, I tell them to shutup and think of the pioneers.

Four.

I never listen to local radio. The popular music scene just sucks. The majority of teenage guys around here listen to unoriginal punk-rock bands, and as far as girls go, some of them listen to… well, I’m too scared to mention it. Seriously, though, I’ve never heard any electronica on the airwaves, nor have I heard any trance music or post-rock. Pfft.

Five.

Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Gasp!

Alright, I’m done. I’m kind of thirsty, too…